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    Discount TrapConfessions of an Advertising Man

    Read the complete lyrics to “Discount Trap” by Josh Chakka from Confessions of an Advertising Man, a Hymns for Entrepreneurs album about David Ogilvy. Listen to the song.

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    Discount Trap is one chapter in Confessions of an Advertising Man, a musical interpretation centered on David Ogilvy.

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    Original lyric sheet / Track 06

    Discount TrapLyrics

    From the original lyric sheet for Confessions of an Advertising Man. Wording may differ slightly from the released recording.

    Look at the aisles, see the "Soap Wars" rage. A thousand "cents-off" coupons on every single page. The makers were panicked, they were losing the fight. Cutting the price in the middle of the night. They trained the consumer to be a bargain-hunter soul. Giving up the "Grand Design" just to hit a weekly goal. The brand was a ghost, just a number on a shelf. A "miserable duffer" cheating even himself. It’s the Discount Trap, a drug in the vein. Short-term pleasure for the long-term pain. Once you start cutting, you can never stop. Training the customer to wait for the drop. Then came the Commander, with the beard and the class. Handing out a Schweppes in a crystal-clear glass. We didn't offer pennies, we offered something deep. A "complex symbol" that the customer could keep. It's the label, the price, and the story you tell. Fusing into magic that the "toadies" can't sell. "The consumer isn't a moron, she’s your wife". She wants a "personality" to brighten her life. Any fool can slash a price, any coward can flee. But it takes a "Wizard" to build the prestige you see. The brand is a person—it’s got a soul and a face. If you cut the price, you’re just erasing the trace. You’re selling the future, you’re buying your grave. The Discount Trap makes every master a slave. Build the image, build the heat. Or stay a generic "nobody" on the street. It’s the Discount Trap, a drug in the vein. Short-term pleasure for the long-term pain. Once you start cutting, you can never stop. Training the customer to wait for the drop. It’s the Discount Trap